Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Hartman’s Conscious Uncoupling Makes Sham Of Marriage

Giving divorce the nouveaux name “conscious uncoupling” is a dumb effort by actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Cold Play’s front man Chris Hartman to soften the blow of a failed marriage.  Their newly-minted phrase even has a joyous ring to it. Ten years and two children later, it’s the new normal according to Paltrow’s Goof.com gurus 
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Is Juan Pablo Really A Douche? and Get Your Free “How To Kiss A Girl and Send Her To The Moon” Guide

I’ve now had almost a week to recover from the debacle of Season 18 of my Guilty Pleasure and the insane After The Final Rose live show – “The Bachelor.”  My nightmares have fleed and I’m now thinking clearly.   Is Juan Pablo the douche that all the media, this season’s bachelorettes, and celebrities like Kirstie 
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Contrary To Popular Belief, It’s What She Did That Led To Robin Thicke And Paula Patton’s Split

Robin Thicke is a dick.  A douche.  A dirtbag.  An asshole. There’s no doubt about any of these. But the one to blame for the demise of their relationship may actually be his soon-to-be-ex Paula. Before you get all pissy on me, let me explain. Robin Thicke didn’t just wake up one day and suddenly 
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